![]() ![]() Peter: All right, all right, I'll kill your mother. Lois: Peter, I'm not going to lie about something like that. Peter: Lois, can't we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Uh, uh, uh, before you sit down, we're due at Joe and Bonnie's for egg nog. Stewie: All right, Kringle, if the reward is plutonium, then your wager is accepted. Family Guy, created by Seth McFarlane and David Zuckerman, follows Peter Griffin and his family as they find themselves in bizarre situations in the fictional city of Quahog, Road Island. Can any of us be a 'good boy?' Are our primal urges innate or the result of the choices we make? Mall Santa: Well, can you be a good boy, hmmm? What say you trim those gin-soaked whiskers and bring me some plutonium? Stewie: Oh, a peace offering, is it? Very well. ![]() Mall Santa: Ho ho ho! And what can I bring you? Peter: Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up! Holiday mishaps include Lois going ballistic after losing her Christmas cheer and Peter not being able to watch the KISS Christmas special. That one reindeer just kind of pooped in the other reindeer's face and the other reindeer just kind of ate it. Stewie: Yeah, 'cause he can have anyone he wants, and she knows that! Stewie: You can't jerk me around when it comes to Santa Claus, Brian! There is a Ferris wheel here and a guy hosing vomit! Nobody vomits at the North Pole! Except for Santa's wife because she has an eating disorder! You ever try to make an iPod? I've got orders for millions of 'em! Kids wanted more toys, fancier toys! We used to make wooden chool-choos and rag dolls. The world's population kept growing and growing. I loved my work, and they oved me, but it just got out of hand. Santa Claus: I made toys for little boys and girls. The first episode to feature Stewie’s nemesis Bertram, it’s not the last as he is also featured in season four’s Sibling Rivalry.Disappointed with the Mall Santa, Stewie and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson, only to face a shocking revelation. Only one thing to do then, shrink himself down to microscopic size and enter Peter to destroy all his sperm. Clearly, it’s for Quagmire.ħ) Emission Impossible (Season Three)Peter and Lois decide they want another baby and Stewie doesn’t like that one bit. Several scenes throughout directly mirror Airplane! including one with the episode’s guest star Hugh Hefner.īest scene: While staying with the Griffins after having lost his job, a call comes through on the telephone for a Mr Longrod VonHugendong. As the episode carries on, Stewie worries about when Brian is going to get his own back.īest scene: The payoff at the end when Brian pushes Stewie into an oncoming coach.Ħ) Airport 07 (Season Five)Taking its influence from the funniest film ever made, this is a great tribute to the brilliance of Airplane! Quagmire loses his pilot’s licence thanks to Peter who, with help from Cleveland and Joe, tries to help him get his job back. When Brian owes him money, he receives the beating of his life – several times – to Stewie’s cries of ‘Where’s my money?’. Peter ends up playing football for the New England Patriots while Stewie becomes a sports bookie. Seth McFarlane must have a thing for KISS, as they also appear in A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas when Peter watches KISS Save Christmas on TV.īest scene: Peter’s joy at finding out Lois has slept with Gene Simmons.Īnother episode in which the secondary storyline brings the best laughs. Closely followed by the fused together Quagland/Clevemire.Ĥ) Road to Europe (Season Three)The second episode centering on a Stewie and Brian road trip (the first being season three’s Road to Rhode Island), this is actually most memorable for the side story featuring Lois and Peter at KISSstock. ![]() The episode ends with Bobby Ewing (in a cut to a live action sequence starring Patrick Duffy himself) revealing it was all a dream.īest scene: Peter fights a big Chicken for a long, long time. They do indeed survive, but Stewie comes in contact with nuclear waste and grows tentacles. As Peter has built his family a bunker, the Griffins survive and their search for a Twinkie factory to sustain them is partially successful. Peter sets up his own church – of The Fonz – following an argument with his dad.īest scene: The stained glass windows in Peter’s church depicting Happy Days scenes, complete with images of Potsie, Ralph Malph and Al.ģ) Da Boom (Season Two)First aired in Christmas 1999, this episode played on the fears surrounding the millennium bug as Quahog, and the rest of the world, paid the consequences of failing technology. One of the rare episode’s featuring Peter’s father, this is essentially a thinly veiled attack on organised religion. ![]()
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